Sunday, November 20, 2011

Saturday Qualifying


Sir Stewart smiled,
the knight's many chequered flags
spark the V8 that
powers his young eyes,
wrapped in a magic weave
of proud Scottish sunshine.
 
Schumi did part his lips too,
so did Vettel and the young-uns,
at posers with magic drumsticks
and jokers with rusty, septic swords.
 
... It gave them orgasms!
Hell yeah, it did...
 
While o'er the counter quotes
eased the pain in their lower gut from
paraphrasing the one-and-a-half minute long
lap dances, the misery and mystery of it all.
And the tycoon chose to eat while
they blew his trumpet.
 
Night, the city lit up with
headlamps rushing home.
The delivery boys readied
a rich spread on the dinner table.
A li'l more than four hundred
words got laid on the front page
for the pleasure of millions.
Out came whorish squeals on Facebook;
from the dark lanes
it made its way to the pit-lane
and the paddock behind.
Three days of timeout
from rum n coke in a tainted glass,
to champagne in a circus flute.
 
Then there were rumours
of multiple pleasure,
beside the pit-lane exit,
in sync with the downshifts
into the opening corner.
More a sigh than a cry,
from an Italian lady in red;
as she climbed towards newer
heights of ecstasy, beyond the second corner;
round n round, hips and laps.
 
They all qualified for
a Sunday party,
while I made the grid for a hike,
after a Saturday high!


(I was also present at the Buddh International Circuit in Greater Noida for the inaugural F1 Indian GP. Yeah, the ‘mystery and misery of it all’...)


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